OW - Slysd mai pad on mai paw

Diz be a piktyor of mai paw from wen I did cut the tip ov mai pad off. It bleeded all ova dere white carpetz but coz I woz in shok dey djust cleenz it up an lukt afta me. I wuz stil shaykin wen Joolsie caym ome frum wurk so she cudded me all nyt, evun on dere bed.

Sleeping arrangements

We all know dat sleepin arrangements be important. I dus make shure dat our's meet evree wun's needs. I as phree beds, wun be a wikka fing wot stays in da livin rume; annuva be a beenbag in the hyoomuns bedrume and da fird be their bed :) I helps keeps dem comfy an sayfe at nite. Day be very graytful.

Byn off lyn laytlee

Ello evree wun,
Sorry I ave not byn very commoonicative laytlee. I ave to kyoo for the compyoota and them hyoomans ave byn hoggin it laytlee.
They say they ave byn cleening the hard dryvup, not shure I beleev them tho!
And now, I am beein chucked off agayn, what can I do?
More layta (hopefullee)
Lady Boo Fweep x